What if's

What if....

Obama wins the popular vote, but McCain wins the electoral college?

McCain wins the popular vote, but Obama wins the electoral college?

Obama loses both the popular vote and the electoral college?

McCain loses both the popular vote and the electoral college?

Well, since the Obamatons have already threatened the American public with riots and violence if the "correct" candidate doesn't win, I'm going to go with riots and violence for 1, 3, and 4 and I'm going with Detroit burning for 1, 2, 3, and 4. Because hey, for some reason Detroit burns at the drop of a hat... in Mongolia even.

1 and 3 for the obvious reasons and 4 because the mental ijits will riot in celebration. Way to be classy, don't ya think?

and Coke...

Jack and Coke
Rum and Coke
Jim Beam and Coke
What doesn't go with Coke?


Oh, right Tequila.

What I'm doing...

I've got at least another 15 hours of movies and shows Tivo'd and I plan on only playing those till tomorrow. That and beer.

Okay...

I'll admit it. I'm a glutton for punishment. I just went over to Fox News' interactive map and it shows a 2 to 1 majority for Obamanut. I'm thinking wow, that much? Then I realized that it's with just New Hampshire reporting. Just one state. Way to scare the bejeebus out of me, guys.

Edit: And it's only 2/3rds of a percent of the precincts reporting to boot.

BoVLB awards.

This election's BoVLB (Bear of Very Little Brain) award goes to the New Black Panthers Party of Philly and other urban centers for the ABSOLUTELY brilliant idea to go down to the polls and try to intimidate voters.

First off, did they really think that the Media was so in the Eared Ones pocket that they could ignore it? And come on, the zombie vote in Philly is so solidly in for the Socialistbringer, why would any intimidation be needed.

Come on people, think for a sec.

Duh Moment

I just noticed. The AR-15 Lower that I bought friday after voting, the last three of the serial number are 223.

Coincidence? Or obscure plan by the Man! I predict that after my seventh Whiskey it will be the Man!

Funny that....

Depending on which blogs you read, it's either in the tank for the Eared One or a squeaker for the Maverick.

Of those blogs I was able to find that were blue leaning, the bliss is blinding. Nary a single commenter stated for Mac/Cuda. On the other paw, the red leaning blogs I found were only slightly less skewed but more grimly determined.

I watched a vid of Dennis Miller on O'Reily's show from last night. I think he said it best. No matter who wins, we need to put it behind us. Sure, {whoever} might not have been your choice, but we can't let it continue to tear this country apart.

I couldn't resist any longer.

I told myself I wasn't going to even peek at the election new till after Gun Nuts:TNG was over. But I couldn't take it any longer. I looked up FOXNews, MSNBC, and CNN's interactive election maps. Surprisingly, CNN hasn't declared the Socialistbringer yet.

I know what you did last Day in the Life of a Charter Pilot

So, here's my "schedule". Last Thursday, I'm doing nothing for the next week. Last Friday, I'm flying every day for the next 4 days. Today, I'm doing nothing for the next 3. I was on two trips, then I was on 3 trips, now, I'm off. One pilot called in sick, so I had a quick quick recovery, now, they double book another pilot and in the process of un-fucking that little gem, they kicked me off this last trip. Because the people I work with are... well, whatever.

Speaking of...

Morons. Over at Staghounds the .gov is just a fallin all over themselves to...

I guess, breath some life into the economy?