I hate airports.
I know that's shocking to see. Doubly so because I'm a pilot and we, you know, kinda have to use them.
And don't get me wrong. I love to fly. Best office window view you could ever get, all the buttons you'd ever want to push, etc.
But when I have to use the airlines to get anywhere, I'm virtually bombarded with reminders of why traveling this way sucks. Normally, I don't have to worry about the suckage. Being a corporate pilot, when I'm flying the trip, rarely do I use the main passenger terminal at the airports. In fact, we actively try to avoid using the same airports airlines use. And if we do, we'll use the private or general aviation terminal. No lines, no TSA gropings, no gigantic fat guy who just sat in the gate seat RIGHT NEXT to me when there's 80 open seats all around us. WTF, srsly dude?
Great, we're boarding now. And only 20 minutes late too.
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