Wednesday, June 11, 2008

Crack team of what?

I saw this little news article via Tam. I didn't get much farther than the first paragraph before my internal snark meter zeroed in on the visual....

"A crack team of cybernauts will form a rapid response internet “war room” to track and respond..."

What exactly is a crack team of "cybernauts". What exactly constitutes the "right stuff" for a cybernaut? I can just imagine the selection process. "Son, you were only able to troll 7 porn sites, that's just not good enough. We're gonna have to send you back down."

I imagine this room filled with pimply, socially inept boys in stained t-shirts and y-fronts frantically entering search terms into Google. Sort of like what I'm wearing now.... Or was that too much information?

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