Friday, October 3, 2008

Perimeter is set.

Can't type long.

I've got a few man-traps and a line of claymores set. The perimeter check okay at 2100 hours, but I lost comm with the OP about 15 mikes ago.

Those kids have been probing the wire all day and that 5 year old can move like a demon-spawned panther.

I don't know if I'll get to post again this weekend, they've pushed me back to this point and my final redoubt doesn't have internet.

That's it, the south wire is reporting heavy contact. It's me or those kids.

Edit: May $DIETY have mercy. Those kids are all over the place, I've got no lines left, I'm calling a Broken Arrow down on my head, hunker down boys. It's gonna get ho

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(The Wii Bowling has thrown my shoulder out and all these kids run on is Ramen Noodles(tm)).


Somerled said...

Get the Benadryl out. If they duck and run, slip it into a batch of Velveeta Shells & Cheese. Surely at least one of them has the sniffles or some sort of allergy problem. :)

Diphenhydramine is handy stuff.

Brigid said...

Sorry I missed you, I was in state for the weekend.

Found a range and had fun though.