Monday, February 16, 2009

Blogmail, and it's dirty too!

You know who you are.

You know what it's about.

You have 23 hours.

Edit: She broke after only 8 hours. Seems sort of anti-climaticle now. Fer shizzle my triggle.


alan said...

And the speculation runs wild.

phlegmfatale said...


You call that dirty?

Okay. I'll give everyone the skinny on this. This is me, coming forward saying I am the moron Jim aspires to blogmail.

So Jim called me up and was saying how righteous are my shooty skills and that I was practically as much an expert on guns as he. I could just feel his eyes rolling. Yes, I told him to pull the other one. I don't know why he teases me so. Then he described my shooting on the day after the blog party ["ping! ping! ping! ping! ping!", also an exaggeration] as evidence of my gun mojo. I then said I am merely a naturally good shot, but that I was way low on technical knowledge of things firearm-ish. And then I said something which prompted these threats of blogmail.

In my defense, I was driving on Greenville Avenue, and the 5-0 was in the lane next to mine and I didn't have a hands-free thingie on my phone and I was trying to figure out if I was about to drive into a school zone while holding a phone, which in Dallas is a ticket waiting to happen.

Meanwhile, I'd prefer not to look like a ninny any more than may be avoided.
Naturally, I proceeded to look like a ninny more than might have been avoided.

I said "heck, the only part on a gun I can name is the triggle."

Happy now, Jim?

aepilot_jim said...

Triggle? Triggle?!? You know you had nearly 16 hours left. ;D

phlegmfatale said...

I'm weak.

WV: strop