Thursday, July 23, 2009

New Job...

I think I've figured it out. Tell me if I'm close. ahem....

My fellow Americans.

I don't want to run (insert industry here)

I inherited (insert mess here) from the previous administration.

It's not about me. It's about (insert current legacy media darlings here)

And to DO SOMETHING about it I plan to (insert socialist agenda here)

Because:

Emotionally based reason

Emotionally based reason

...

Emotionally based reason

Then ramble for a bit without really explaining anything or understanding anything.

I wonder if I can get a job working for the teleprompter?

6 comments:

Christina LMT said...

LOL! You got it pegged, all right!

The teleprompter should hire you posthaste!

Yuri said...

Damn, you nailed it! Good job!

Adam said...

Yup.. That just about covers every speech he does.

Old NFO said...

Good one! :-) You are at least as qualified as he is...

phlegmfatale said...

I think you're really onto something here!

Ambulance Driver said...

Jim for President!