My fellow Americans.
I don't want to run (insert industry here)
I inherited (insert mess here) from the previous administration.
It's not about me. It's about (insert current legacy media darlings here)
And to DO SOMETHING about it I plan to (insert socialist agenda here)
Because:
Emotionally based reason
Emotionally based reason
...
Emotionally based reason
Then ramble for a bit without really explaining anything or understanding anything.
I wonder if I can get a job working for the teleprompter?
6 comments:
LOL! You got it pegged, all right!
The teleprompter should hire you posthaste!
Damn, you nailed it! Good job!
Yup.. That just about covers every speech he does.
Good one! :-) You are at least as qualified as he is...
I think you're really onto something here!
Jim for President!
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