(Shamelessly stolen from Snig's e-mail)
Good health is merely the slowest possible
Rate at which one can die.
Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day,
Teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.
Some people are like a Slinky ...
Not really good for anything, but you
Still can't help but smile when
You shove them down the stairs.
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday,
Lying in hospitals, dying of nothing.
All of us could take a lesson from the weather.
It pays no attention to criticism.
Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200.00,
And a substantial tax cut saves you $30.00?