Wednesday, December 15, 2010

I swear to God...

This guy really asked this.

Allow me to quote. This is unedited and as I got it.

"i really dont know what the type is but you see gang members use them like on the street there called oozy's with a bannanna clip do you have these?"

How do you respond to this? Srsly.

7 comments:

Alan said...

"No, but I have this cool sideways Glock fo-tay!"

teke175 said...

I'd go to the toy store and get a can of that nickelodeon ooze that my kid likes and a banana from the grocery and hand it to him. Then ask him if that was what he was looking for.

Keads said...

Well, my first response would be "blink" blink" with the eyes. That sorta vapour locks the brain doesn't it?

Mike W. said...

You take a banana, clip a large binder clip to the end of it, hand it to him and say "You mean one of these?"

Of course if he's black and you do that you're obviously a racist....

Jennifer said...

I probably would have just given him a blank stare. But then again, it has been a while since I've worked with the public.

OrangeNeck said...

With a 2x4 to the cranium.

K. Erickson said...

I'm guessing that the chances are good that this particular customer would not have the requisite reading and writing skills to properly file out the transfer forms.