I saw this on my Fox News feed.
7 Bears Rounded Up in Yellowstone Mauling Probe
And all I could see was the police line up for that.
"Don't worry ma'am, they're behind a two way mirror and can't see you."
"Number three, step forward and say, 'Hey Booboo, let's get us some pik-a-nik baskets!'"
< sob >; "That's him, officer!"
I'm sending this one out to my CO homey, Salamander. A known Ursinophiliac. Don't try to deny it.
Edit: Sorry, the above clicky-linky to Sal's blog is the old blog, you can currently find him terrorizing the bears at http://armedandamphibious.wordpress.com/. Sorry for the mix up.
Edit edit: After I published this again, I realized that maybe using the word "terrorizing" will pop me up on a couple of gub'mint three letter department's radars. Oh well, another day, another watch list.