Wednesday, September 28, 2011

Late night levity.

I saw this on my Fox News feed.

7 Bears Rounded Up in Yellowstone Mauling Probe

And all I could see was the police line up for that.

"Don't worry ma'am, they're behind a two way mirror and can't see you."
"Number three, step forward and say, 'Hey Booboo, let's get us some pik-a-nik baskets!'"
< sob >; "That's him, officer!"

I'm sending this one out to my CO homey, Salamander. A known Ursinophiliac.  Don't try to deny it.

Edit:  Sorry, the above clicky-linky to Sal's blog is the old blog, you can currently find him terrorizing the bears at  Sorry for the mix up.

Edit edit:  After I published this again, I realized that maybe using the word "terrorizing" will pop me up on a couple of gub'mint three letter department's radars.  Oh well, another day, another watch list.


DaddyBear said...

This is profiling! I'm going to get Yogi and Smokey and every one of my Ursine-American brothers and we are going to picket the main entrance to Yellowstone!

Salamander said...

Crap, they're doing DNA tests.

Keads said...

That's it! I'm reporting you to Attack Watch!

Salamander said...

Thanks a lot.

I've been getting furry spam all day!


aepilot_jim said...

The best part is the furry spam, um, flurry that Sal is now getting. I couldn't have planned that, even if I tried. I chip you, internetz.