See what happens when you're out of touch.

Apparently I'm being credited with the most popular candidate ticket in the last 50 years.

No, I say. NO. I am not the author of this most insightful and, dare I say, ingenious political pairing.

I merely gave voice to the great gestalt that is the hip and oh so now trendy group of in crowd that is us. Or Gun Nuts, if you will.

Besides, she's already promised me the chair of the Department of Claw-hammer.