I'm awarding the travelling BoVLB trophy to this man.
It seems that being drunk and lawn mowing wasn't enough. When it wouldn't start he just had to get out a gun and shoot it. But, not to settle for just that, he had to bring out the shotgun. You know, the one that had the really short barrel. That one. Oh, and did I mention that he forgot to get that pesky SBW stamp for it?
Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you Keith Walendowski. Let's all give him a hand.