Tuesday, July 8, 2008

State Mottos... or at least what they should be.

Alabama
Hell Yes, We Have Electricity.


Alaska
11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong!


Arizona
Yes, But It's A Dry Heat.


Arkansas
Literacy Ain't Everythang.


California
By 30, Our Women Have MorePlastic Than Your Honda.

Colorado
If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother.


Connecticut
Like Massachusetts, Only Smaller


Delaware
We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water.


Florida
Ask Us About Our Grand kids....And Our Voting Skills.


Georgia
We Put The Fun In Fundamentalist Extremism.


Hawaii
Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru(Death To Mainland Scum; Leave Your Money)


Idaho
More Than Just Potatoes...Well, Okay, We're Not, But The Potatoes Sure Are Real Good.


Illinois
Please, Don't Pronounce the "S"


Indiana
2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free.


Iowa
We Do Amazing Things With Corn.


Kansas
First Of The Rectangle States.


Kentucky
Five Million People;Fifteen Last Names.


Louisiana
We're Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That's Our Tourism Campaign.


Maine
We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster.


Maryland
If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It.


Massachusetts
Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden 's And Our Senators Are More Corrupt!


Michigan
First Line Of Defense From The Canadians.


Minnesota
10,000 Lakes... And 10 Zillion Mosquitoes.


Mississippi
Come visit And Feel Better About Your Own State.


Missouri
Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work.


Montana
Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber, Right-wing Crazies, and Honest Elections!


Nebraska
Ask About Our State Motto Contest.


Nevada
Hookers and Poker!


New Hampshire
Go Away And Leave Us Alone.


New Jersey
You Want A ##$%##! Motto?
I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right here!


New Mexico
Lizards Make Excellent Pets.


New York
You Have The Right To Remain Silent,
You Have The Right To An Attorney...
And No Right To Self Defense!


North Carolina
Tobacco Is A Vegetable.


North Dakota
We Really Are One Of The 50 States!


Ohio
At Least We're Not Michigan.


Oklahoma
Like The Play, But No Singing.


Oregon
Spotted Owl... It's What's For Dinner.


Pennsylvania
Cook With Coal.


Rhode Island
We're Not REALLY An Island.


South Carolina
Remember The Civil War?
Well, We Didn't Actually Surrender Yet.


South Dakota
Closer Than North Dakota.


Tennessee
Home of the Al Gore Invention Museum.


Texas
Se Hable Ingles!


Utah
Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus.


Vermont
Too Liberal For The Kennedys.


Virginia
Who Says Government Stiffs And Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix?


Washington
Our Governor can out-fraud your Governor!


West Virginia
One Big Happy Family...Really!


Wisconsin
Come Cut the Cheese!


Wyoming
Where Men Are Men... And The Sheep Are Scared.


The District of Columbia
The Work-Free Drug Place

1 comment:

Squeaky Wheel said...

Tennessee should be, "We're Not Arkansas."