I saw this on my Fox News feed.
7 Bears Rounded Up in Yellowstone Mauling Probe
And all I could see was the police line up for that.
"Don't worry ma'am, they're behind a two way mirror and can't see you."
"Number three, step forward and say, 'Hey Booboo, let's get us some pik-a-nik baskets!'"
"ROWRRRRRRRrrrrrGROWRRRRrrrrr"
< sob >; "That's him, officer!"
I'm sending this one out to my CO homey, Salamander. A known Ursinophiliac. Don't try to deny it.
Edit: Sorry, the above clicky-linky to Sal's blog is the old blog, you can currently find him terrorizing the bears at http://armedandamphibious.wordpress.com/. Sorry for the mix up.
Edit edit: After I published this again, I realized that maybe using the word "terrorizing" will pop me up on a couple of gub'mint three letter department's radars. Oh well, another day, another watch list.
5 comments:
This is profiling! I'm going to get Yogi and Smokey and every one of my Ursine-American brothers and we are going to picket the main entrance to Yellowstone!
Crap, they're doing DNA tests.
That's it! I'm reporting you to Attack Watch!
Thanks a lot.
I've been getting furry spam all day!
LOL
The best part is the furry spam, um, flurry that Sal is now getting. I couldn't have planned that, even if I tried. I chip you, internetz.
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