Saturday, August 16, 2008

Confession time again.

I'm a caliber snob. There I said it. In fact, I'm not ashamed to admit it either.

  • I believe The Great Ceiling Cat did create two perfect calibers. The .45ACP and .308Win (or 7.62x51 if you're so inclined), I think it was on day 3 or 4, I'm not sure, its been a while since I read The Great Kitty Litter Box.

  • If you're going to carry a defensive handgun, the caliber better have a 4 in it. Preferably followed by a 5. Yes, yes, I know, a .22 in the hand is better than a .45 at home.. yada yada yada. This is about me being a caliber snob, not about your philosophy of self-defense. Get it? Me Me Me.

  • JMB for sainthood!!! That is all

  • If you're looking for stopping power, get a baseball bat. And aim for the knees. Of course people look at you funny with a baseball bat stuffed down your pant leg. If you don't want to limp around all day, pack a .45.

  • Guys who carry .45's are just cooler than guys who don't

  • Women who carry .45's are way sexier than women who don't. If they would just make a perfume that smells like Hopps #9.

Feel free to discuss amongst yourselves.

1 comment:

Brigid said...

Ah. . . the smell of cordite in the morning.

Several people keep trying to talk me into getting a little .22 as the ammo is so much cheaper, but I just can't bring myself to do it yet. they are fun. . . but. . .

.45 acp addition, there's no 12 step program for it.