I used to think that there were two types of drivers on the road. Maniacs and Morons. A maniac was anybody driving faster than me and a moron was anybody driving slower than me.
There seems to be a lot of morons out there. Thanks god there aren't as many maniacs.
Anyway, today I'm adding a third category. Idiots. An idiot is that person in front of me at the construction zone letting everybody and his third cousin cut in front of him. Hey the 3 mile jam of cars behind you have nothing to do today either.